Nature boy

Aug. 31st, 2006 11:21 pm
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This is in response to http://ilookgreat.livejournal.com/14230.html

Stephen leaned against the cold ledge that looked out against the Boston skyline. He had not even been in the city for a week, but already the firm of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt felt like a second home. Even though the last name on the letterhead made it clear that she did not approve of his presence, Stephen Colbert only wanted to stay longer. Not only was he used to pissing people off, he felt quite adept at the art.

After a long silence Stephen looked over the top of his glass of scotch to see Alan address him. "One thing among many that I'll never understand about human nature is it's fascination with pop culture," his friend said while casually holding a thick cigar in his fingers.

Shaking his head Stephen muttered a single name in disgust. "Barry Manilow."

Out of the corner of his eye Stephen saw his other BFF, Denny Crane, nod silently to him as if giving him permission to rant. And of course since the man was a legend Stephen felt complelled to oblige. "I lost to Copacabana! Forget pop culture, I am pop culture! I don't understand Emmy voters. Seriously. How can I lose the best performer category to that guy? As I said before, I can stand losing to Wolverine. He's badass, has claws, and takes down terrorists! I can even stand losing to Jon. I'm used to it by now. Everyone loves the Jew." He paused a few moments to breathe. "Denny, I must say I heartily agree with you. Declaring war on these bastards is the only way to go."

The older man placed his cigar between his teeth with an authority few posess. "Lock and load."

ooc:

Date: 2006-09-01 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiteabsolution.livejournal.com
I LOST TO BARRY MANILOW !

I LOST TO COPA CABANA !!!


...poor stephen... ;__;

Re: ooc:

Date: 2006-09-01 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Stephen is so devastated!!! At the moment he's accepting any and all ego stroking to make him feel better, not that he would turn it down normally.

Re: ooc:

Date: 2006-09-01 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiteabsolution.livejournal.com
I have to say that I was so shocked. I thought for sure that Colbert or, really, anyone else besides Barry Manilow would win. But then again, the whole Emmys were hacked this year! Ellen Burstyn got a nom for a 14 sec role ?! I mean, COME ON.


[FACEPALM]
Colbert is love.

Re: ooc:

Date: 2006-09-01 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Seriously! I predicted Barry manilow to win just to be silly. I never actually thought he'd win. If my joking around caused Stephen bad karma I'll never forgive myself. Booo Emmys!

[HEADDESK]
Agreed.

Date: 2006-09-01 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ynez-castillo.livejournal.com
Barry Manilow was writing Big Mac jingles before you were born.

Date: 2006-09-01 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Maybe so, but what does that have to do with the 2006 Emmys?

Date: 2006-09-01 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ynez-castillo.livejournal.com
I can't believe it's you demanding relevance.

Date: 2006-09-01 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Believe it, babe. I'm gonna use every possible resource to make a case against Mr. Manilow, if that is his real name.

Date: 2006-09-01 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ynez-castillo.livejournal.com
Shouldn't you respect your elders?

Date: 2006-09-03 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Normally I'd say yes but Manilow doesn't count. Someone that freakish can't be human.

Date: 2006-09-03 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ynez-castillo.livejournal.com
He might be one of the elder gods. If that's the case, you really better be nice to him.

On the other hand, he might just have had a lot of plastic surgery.

Date: 2006-09-01 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clarequilty.livejournal.com
You know, I heard if you play "Mandy" backwards, at one point, you'll hear Barry sing "Death to America."

Date: 2006-09-01 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
*!*

*Immediately downloads song*

On the balcony

Date: 2006-09-01 10:46 pm (UTC)
alan_shore: (balcony)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
Alan shared neither his friends' outrage nor their disappointment--only their company. A more perfect state of affairs could not have been imagined.

"You know." He puffed thoughtfully on his cigar, looked from one thwarted winner to the other. "Of the host of platitudes applicable to your present situation, 'this means war' is hardly the first to spring to mind."

His voice might've held the faintest hint of amusement.

Re: On the balcony

Date: 2006-09-03 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Stephen took another sip and gazed into the city lights. "What does spring to mind for you then? If it doesn't involve violence I'm gonna be disappointed."

Re: On the balcony

Date: 2006-09-11 02:15 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (look up)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
"I prefer cunning to violence. You both know that, or should, anyway." Denny, at least, seemed to have overcome his disappointment, substituting mockery in its stead.

"'There's always next year,'" Alan suggested. "'If at first you don't succeed'...'Might as well get drunk.'" He punctuated the final sentence with a drink from his glass.

Re: On the balcony

Date: 2006-09-11 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
"There's knowing, and then there's attempting to change your mind. Some day I'll be successful." Stephen points at Alan with his cigar.

"Can't we succeed and get our drink on at the same time? We did win the prestigious threesome award after all." Draining the rest of his glass, Stephen looks around for Tad, forgetting that here he has no peons to do his bidding.

OOC

Date: 2006-09-04 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onewingbloody.livejournal.com
Hiya, Stephen. Congrats on the Tammy wins so far. Just wanted to let you know-- if a great American hero as yourself is interested as such-- that you're invited to [livejournal.com profile] vintagetm.

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