Old acquaintance
Dec. 29th, 2007 01:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lincolnishAh. We meet again. I see you, my ever present nemesis, looking at me with your jaws of doom. You can wait to sink your teeth into my flesh, can you? Well it's not going to happen. Not today, not ever.
I know that you bears think you're clever. Ooooh, you have it all figured out don't you? You've spun the media so badly in your favor that if I didn't have my big brass balls to weigh me down I would be dizzy. Nobody sees you for what you are: godless killing machines who will not hesitate to attack a human and then pick the flesh out of your teeth with the bones of an innocent victim. No. All people see are the "cute" (and I use that term loosely) bears. You have your Paddington Bear, Teddy Ruxpin, the Bernstein Bears, Sugar Bear, Yogi Bear, the Coca-Cola polar bears, and now even Starbucks has been taken over by an animated fiend!
Nation, I tell you right now, DO NOT HUG A BEAR. IT WILL KILL YOU. YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT. These bears are masters of propaganda and want you to think they are cute and cuddly. They are not, yet many people across the world are fooled by this. Of course, I'm only warning fellow Americans and members of the Colbert Nation. You non-believers have earned what's coming to you: death by Winnie the Pooh. The day of reckoning is coming. That bear is always hungry and honey can't sustain him forever.
It's feeding time in the Hundred Acre Wood.
I know that you bears think you're clever. Ooooh, you have it all figured out don't you? You've spun the media so badly in your favor that if I didn't have my big brass balls to weigh me down I would be dizzy. Nobody sees you for what you are: godless killing machines who will not hesitate to attack a human and then pick the flesh out of your teeth with the bones of an innocent victim. No. All people see are the "cute" (and I use that term loosely) bears. You have your Paddington Bear, Teddy Ruxpin, the Bernstein Bears, Sugar Bear, Yogi Bear, the Coca-Cola polar bears, and now even Starbucks has been taken over by an animated fiend!
Nation, I tell you right now, DO NOT HUG A BEAR. IT WILL KILL YOU. YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT. These bears are masters of propaganda and want you to think they are cute and cuddly. They are not, yet many people across the world are fooled by this. Of course, I'm only warning fellow Americans and members of the Colbert Nation. You non-believers have earned what's coming to you: death by Winnie the Pooh. The day of reckoning is coming. That bear is always hungry and honey can't sustain him forever.
It's feeding time in the Hundred Acre Wood.
