Date: 2008-03-16 03:23 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (he looks happy)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
What was that last word? "GAYS"?

Date: 2008-03-16 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
NO IEUWOULD NOT SAY GAYS ALAN I AM INSULTED GAYS ARE BAD!11221

Date: 2008-03-16 03:33 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (slackjawed)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
I'm insulted you didn't invite me to participate in the misadventure that gave rise to this post.

Date: 2008-03-16 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
I am sorry alAn you aare my friend and i wouls have asked you but ai just happened it was like a drunk acciednt. Please forgive me. I buy 9you scotch.

Date: 2008-03-16 03:44 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (look up)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
A drunk accident. What, did you trip and fall into a pool full of beer? Were you rear-ended by a tanker carrying scotch?

You're forgiven.

Date: 2008-03-16 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
It was the first one. Iew niehgbors moved im they have a funny pool it has beer in it. I tired it and it was good.

THANK YOU ALAN PELSE HUG ME!!!!!!!

Date: 2008-03-16 03:58 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (triple threat!)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
I'm far too sober for this conversation.

Believe me, Stephen, nothing would please me more, but hugs are usually more effective when the parties involved are in the same room. At the very least, the same state.

Date: 2008-03-16 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
I can make ou you unsober

....i thiyhgt I was in bostn

Date: 2008-03-16 04:24 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (come again?)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
Don't tempt me.

...you are?

Date: 2008-03-18 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
I WANT TO.

I dunot wherei am!!!1

Date: 2008-03-19 02:33 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (the betrothed)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
Let's first establish your location.

Can you see any landmarks?

Date: 2008-03-20 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
I see as big tal builing with lights itssssssss tallern than my hand.

Date: 2008-03-20 10:21 pm (UTC)
alan_shore: (born dubious)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
Yes. How about street signs?

Date: 2008-03-25 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
"55 milkes to Funkyytowmn!"

Date: 2008-03-27 09:09 pm (UTC)
alan_shore: (born dubious)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
...I think you'd better hail a cab. Or call one, as the case may be.

Date: 2008-03-16 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
YES I ASID KINDA ARE YOU CALLIND ME A LIAR?

Date: 2008-03-16 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corky-sherwood.livejournal.com
Oh, Stephen. You should learn your limits.

Date: 2008-03-19 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
IK OW MY LIMITS TAHNKS!!

Date: 2008-03-16 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heythereslugger.livejournal.com
Hmm... just how drunk are you, Stephen? Drunk enough for me to stick some Jell-o in your pants?

Date: 2008-03-19 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
I',m drikn but iSTill don like you!!11!111

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