Googlism

Jul. 16th, 2008 10:46 pm
lincolnish: (kiss the host)
[personal profile] lincolnish
Go to Googlism.com
Search your name/nickname. (Make sure WHO is selected).
Italicize the ones you think are true.


stephen colbert is a migrant worker - what the hell?! Who do they think I am, Esteban?
stephen colbert is a correspondent on - I was a correspondent on the Daily Show. I have my own show now. Clearly this person is living in the past
stephen colbert is one of the funniest beings on the planet
stephen colbert is the one who makes the daily show funny - even in reruns!
stephen colbert is the program's - What? TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!
stephen colbert is going to be making a cameo during the roast of chevy chase december 1st - I did. Old news again.
stephen colbert is doing his green - I am NOT green in any way!
stephen colbert is hilarious
stephen colbert is typing funny captions such as - you have to watch my show to find out
stephen colbert is a superhero too
stephen colbert is on hand
stephen colbert is hilarious - again! it must be good if it bears repeating
stephen colbert is hosting daily

Date: 2008-07-16 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heythereslugger.livejournal.com
So what superhero are you? Mr. Moronic? Defender of falseness, injustice, and the Republican way?

Date: 2008-07-16 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a Republican? You don't listen!

I was given Captain America's shield after he died. It's my duty to carry on what he wanted.

Date: 2008-07-16 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heythereslugger.livejournal.com
And what exactly did Captain America want? Educate me, oh wise one.

Date: 2008-07-16 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Me to be leader of the free world.

Date: 2008-07-16 03:16 pm (UTC)
alan_shore: (chipper)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
Apropos of nothing, have you seen this yet? It made me think of you.

Date: 2008-07-16 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Are you implying something, Alan? Because right now I don't know whether this is directed to me or the losers who didn't want me to be president. If it's the first one, then I'm mad at you.

Date: 2008-07-16 11:51 pm (UTC)
alan_shore: (don't ask don't tell)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
I'm sure this will come as a shock to you, Stephen, but there are those of us who do not regard "gay" as a dirty word, or even an insult.

Date: 2008-07-17 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
So why did this remind you of me?

Date: 2008-07-17 01:18 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (born dubious)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
...you're from South Carolina, are you not?

Date: 2008-07-17 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Yes, but I'm not gay and from South Carolina.

Date: 2008-07-17 02:29 am (UTC)
alan_shore: (come again?)
From: [personal profile] alan_shore
...

I thought you'd appreciate the warning. You'll know to be on your guard when heading back home for those family reunions.

Date: 2008-07-18 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-colbert.livejournal.com
Oh we always knew there was something wrong with Uncle Hector. His mustache signalled that it was either the 70s, he was a porn star, or he was gay. The first two were ruled out.

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