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One word: duh.

You'd better be unkind, or else the world will stop turning. I'm talking about science people, and I would know, I watch the Discovery Channel. You know what's great about the Discovery Channel? Mythbusters. They blow things up and aren't afraid to get their limbs blown off with it. The one thing I don't like is that gay vibe they get out. Sometimes I get the feeling that the one with the mustache is the one with the earring's bitch.

If everyone was nice all the time then the world would turn into a bunch of pussies and nothing would get done. "Oh no, Stephen, I can't work today, I'm too busy crying over the latest tragedy on All My Children." Buck it up, loser, and lick my shoes clean! They aren't going to polish themselves.

Going back to Discovery Channel, you know who was the best thing to ever happen to it? Anderson Cooper. They were trying to push their enviro-crap and nobody listened because it's stupid. Then BOOM! In struts Cooper with his white hair reflecting the shine of his angelic halo and suddenly he gives them credibility. Ratings in Peril is more like it.

So now Cooper is not only the darling of CNN, but the Discovery Channel too! What's sad is that he had his first love affair with ABC, but the mouse eared bitch kicked him to the curb. They had a chance to bring him back and re-host the mole, but noooo, some joke of a reporter is doing it. Entertainment Tonight isn't cause for credibility. If you want to pay someone to gossip, go find any female over the age of 60. Just knock on her door under the pretense of buying sugar. She'll talk your ear off about who Mayor Frankleburkin is sleeping with as she offers you a fruitcake.

I think this is just ABC's discrimination of the elderly. First they replace Dick Clark with the gay one who's not British from American Idol, then they don't even want to see gray hair. What's next, Kid Nation? CBS already did that.

Date: 2008-05-29 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ABC, but the mouse eared bitch kicked him to the curb

He ain't the only one...

Date: 2008-06-09 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You should sue.


Date: 2008-06-09 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If those writers would let me......though it'll probably be pointless after December.

OOC: Thanks!


Date: 2008-05-31 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You know I loved this one. :)

Re: ooc

Date: 2008-06-09 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Aw, thanks muchly. :)

Date: 2008-06-08 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This has nothing to do with your post, but Fruitcake might be a good seasonal menu option at the bakery. Thanks for the idea!

Hmm, it's been a while since we've booked Cooper. Maybe Dick Clark?

Date: 2008-06-09 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Fruitcake is disgusting, Tad. I hope you can work miracles to make it actually edible.

Book Dick Clark before he dies. I still want Cooper though.

Date: 2008-06-09 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Mmhmm. Three Words: Marzipan and Rum. *smiles*

Did you read the Tammy Nominations, by the way? Apparently, the both of us have been nominated!

Date: 2008-06-17 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Rum makes anything better. You're a genius, Tad!

Yes, but not in gay way. That's not what working relationship means!

Date: 2008-06-18 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yep, I'm just your building manager.

Date: 2008-06-18 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
And caterer.


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